Contrary Nature

So like I was driving my car and I saw a bird in the middle of the road so I stopped and honked but it just cheeped at me

and I realized it was a tiny bb that fell from the nest (but was fairly big and fat) so my heart melted and I got a newspaper out of my car, thinking I was going to put it back in the nest

and I got near it and then there was bluejays everywhere. They pulled my hair and clawed my scalp :c

So I tried to help the baby again (because it just hopped right in the middle of the road) and got attacked and this happened again and again until that little fucking asshole chick was more or less out of the road. Then I screamed FUCK YOU and got in my car and drove away

santorum2016:

Can we all agree already that Obama’s a Maoist terrorist now?

Yo I have to disagree- the tiny head on the giant body is making me crack the fuck up

Seriously the proportions are just shot

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This needed to be said. Thank you.

yes. I agree.

THANK YOU.

modificationnotmutilation:

bakayura:

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